Fu*king Craigslist Bastards!
So, Polly and I are applying to look at a few different houses in the area, and I sent a few emails this morning to potentially good looking rental offers....
I have gotten 2 replies so far.....
God bless you for your interest about my house and i am sorry for the late response due to our work, yes is still available for rent. I am renting this house to a responsible and neat person or family who has the fear of God and treat my house as his or her own because formally we wanted to sale the house but we did not see anyone that is willing to buy so we were advice by our lawyer to rent it.
Presently I work for USAID.works in agriculture, democracy & governance, economic growth, the environment, education, health, global partnerships, and humanitarian assistance in more than 100 countries to provide a better future for all.USAID still faces an uncertain future.. In many developing countries,HIV/AIDS and health issues are having a dramatic impact on social cohesiveness and economic strength, blocking the very development goals we seek. Virtually all the new democracies in the world today are fragile; others are democracies more in name than substance.
Nearly a quarter of the people living in developing countries, or about one billion people, live in absolute poverty. There are a host of other threats - ranging from terrorism to infectious disease and violent conflict - that challenge us and the developing nations we seek to help.Here USAID Web address:http://www.usaid.gov/
USAID efforts to foster world-wide economic growth and increased trade,and tackling cross-border issues such as the spread of HIV/AIDS and trafficking in persons.To safe the live of peoples from primitive death that claims the souls of younger ages as a result of casual sex gave me transfer to West Africa and i will be away for 6 years or more and this is why i am actually renting out the house,so if you are interested and will take good care of our house then i will be ready to accept you as our future tenant and family friend.
If you really impress me by taking good care of our house then you will be allowed to stay as long as you wish okay. Below is the address of the house. You can drive by and check the neighborhood and get back to me for further discussion, any sign post will be removed once i get any responsible tenant so you ignore the sign post cause i have stop dealing and contacting the Realtor for too much fees i pay. It is available for a long term lease as we will be here for 6years and also intend buying a new home on getting back to the states.
So get back to me on how you could take care of our house or perhaps experience you have in renting home. Hope you are okay with the price.
Note: The Rent is $700
Refundable Security Deposit is $500
House Address: 3617 Freemont Place, Woodbridge VA 22193.
Property type: Single Family Home
Utilities are included in the rent.
There is also high speed wireless internet access.
Minimum rental: 1 month
Maximum rental: 6 years or more.
Get back to me ASAP if you are interested because i need a tenant urgently then i will e-mail you the rental application form.
contact me @ 0112347045242525
Ana T Acevedo
Huh....Pretty sure that a person who claims to have the fear of God, wont ever do wrong by anyone!
Well, I'm sorry but we wont be saying yes unless we can see the inside of the house.... who am I kidding? There is no house!
Does this scam work? because I seen it a couple years ago, and just wondering if it actually works? Do you get alot of money from people who expect you to mail the keys after doing an application and sending the deposit? Im just wondering because it interests me....I might like to dabble in the art of illegally obtaining money from random stupid strangers...
And what country are you from? Are you in Africa? There seems to be alot of scams from people over there...I get it...you need money...whatever...Just curious...
Would be awesome to get a response, but I doubt I will now that you know im not going to cough up.
^_^ have a good day, and I dont really dig the Fear of God stuff, but i do hope Kony doesnt getchya! =)!
Have a good one!
well this one seems even more Legit!! It even has its own form!! Wow....
Dear 'Justin', (Im sure your name is actually Jabari, Chuma or Dabir...something Africano at least!)
Well I see you're a what the internet refers to as a common troll, and thats cool with me, just please refrain from sending anything else my way...
Funny, I almost filled out your application....then I took an arrow to the knee...
You should seriously look at trying other ways to make money...like legitimate jobs?? I mean have you tried prostitution, slave labor or drug trafficking? Apparently theyre great fun and are all completely worthy positions for a person such as yourself!
But I guess if there wasn't people like you, then the idiots in the world wouldn't have a consequence for being stupid!
So well done sir.
However, That being said, I do have some ill feelings about the disposition you have inflicted upon me, because getting someone's hopes up with the false Craigslist add is something that makes my piss boil!
So in all actuality, I hope something horrifying happens to you in return for your dishonesty and trickery!
I hope your infant children get carried away by wolves and are raised by the wolves as human wolf people, and then they stumble out of the forest where the wolves raised them, and are discovered by scientists, who do horrible experiments on them and attach extra limbs to thier bodies, and then they will be called the human wolf spider people, from the woods, and you will know they are your children, because every night when you are supposed to be asleep, they howl your name and you can hear them for hundreds of miles, and may your blood churn and curdle!
If this doesn't happen then I hope you get sodomized via a traffic cone, or maybe just that you get tricked by someone too - A great trick would be for the next person to pretend they didnt have AIDS while infecting you as you wholeheartedly believe they are a safe and loving being! Then you sir, will have AIDS! ^_^!
Think about it....
I bid you farewell Jabari!