Fu*king Craigslist Bastards!

Libentina's picture

So, Polly and I are applying to look at a few different houses in the area, and I sent a few emails this morning to potentially good looking rental offers....

I have gotten 2 replies so far.....

REPLY #1

Hello Dear,
 
God bless you for your interest about my house and i am sorry for the late response due to our work, yes is still available for rent. I am renting this house to a responsible and neat person or family who has the fear of God and treat my house as his or her own because formally we wanted to sale the house but we did not see anyone that is willing to buy so we were advice by our lawyer to rent it.

 Presently  I  work for USAID.works in agriculture, democracy & governance, economic growth, the environment, education, health, global partnerships, and humanitarian assistance in more than 100 countries to provide a better future for all.USAID still faces an uncertain future.. In many developing countries,HIV/AIDS and health issues are having a dramatic impact on social cohesiveness and economic strength, blocking the very development goals we seek. Virtually all the new democracies in the world today are fragile; others are democracies more in name than substance.

 Nearly a quarter of the people living in developing countries, or about one billion people, live in absolute poverty. There are a host of other threats - ranging from terrorism to infectious disease and violent conflict - that challenge us and the developing nations we seek to help.Here USAID Web address:http://www.usaid.gov/

USAID efforts to foster world-wide economic growth and increased trade,and tackling cross-border issues such as the spread of HIV/AIDS and trafficking in persons.To safe the live of peoples from primitive  death that claims the souls of younger ages as a result of casual sex gave me transfer to West Africa and i will be away for 6 years or more and this is why i am actually renting out the house,so if you are interested and will take good care of our house then i will be ready to accept you as our future tenant and family friend.
 
 If you really impress me by taking good care of our house then you will be allowed to stay as long as you wish okay. Below  is the address of the house.  You can drive by and check the neighborhood and get back to me for further discussion, any sign post will be removed once i get any responsible tenant so you ignore the sign post cause i have stop dealing and contacting the Realtor for too much fees i pay. It is available for a long term lease as we will be here for 6years and also intend buying a new home on getting back to the states.
 
So get back to me on how you could take care of our house or perhaps experience you have in renting home. Hope you are okay with the price.

Note: The Rent is $700
Refundable Security Deposit is $500
House Address: 3617 Freemont Place, Woodbridge VA 22193.
Pet: Acceptable
Property type: Single Family Home
Utilities are included in the rent.
There is also high speed wireless internet access.
Minimum rental: 1 month
Maximum rental: 6 years or more.
 
Get back to me ASAP if you are interested because i need a tenant urgently then i will e-mail you the rental application form.

contact me @ 0112347045242525

Best Regard.
Ana T Acevedo

 

Huh....Pretty sure that a person who claims to have the fear of God, wont ever do wrong by anyone!

MY REPLY>

 

Well, I'm sorry but we wont be saying yes unless we can see the inside of the house.... who am I kidding? There is no house!
Does this scam work? because I seen it a couple years ago, and just wondering if it actually works? Do you get alot of money from people who expect you to mail the keys after doing an application and sending the deposit? Im just wondering because it interests me....I might like to dabble in the art of illegally obtaining money from random stupid strangers...
And what country are you from? Are you in Africa? There seems to be alot of scams from people over there...I get it...you need money...whatever...Just curious...
Would be awesome to get a response, but I doubt I will now that you know im not going to cough up.
^_^ have a good day, and I dont really dig the Fear of God stuff, but i do hope Kony doesnt getchya! =)!
Have a good one!

 

REPLY #2

Greetings!
Thanks for your email.. The house is still available. I decided to rent the house because we are going to spend more time here in Abuja, about 3 years.. Let me start by introducing myself. I must confess that I am very new in this landlord business..However, My name is Justin R Swift  . I own the house, Due to my job as a Medical Doctor, I works for American Red Cross Lutheran Hospital Donor Center, and now i have been transfer to Abuja to work in a branch in Abuja. We spent less time in the States so we could not get a hold on any Realtor to handle this rent issue, although it was when We knew how long we are going to stay in Abuja that We decided to rent out the house. However, the initial plan was to sale out the house. which we tried, but sometimes the agents inflates the prize and it takes longer to sell. The utilities are included in the rent, because of this reason and more we need a responsible person that can take very good care of it as we are not after the money , but want it to be clean and for you to take it as if it were yours.
Information about the house below:
The rent is: $800 Security Deposit: $600
3 Bedroom 2 Bathroom
Address:2403 Wittington Blvd,
City: Alexandria,
State: VA
Zip code: 22308
Pet are also Welcome.
FEATURES : Laundry, Electric Range, Electric Heat, Master Bedroom, Playground, Car Park.
AMENITIES: Air Conditioning, Patio/Party Deck, Cable TV, Ceiling Fans, 24 hours Internet service, Dishwasher, Firepit, Garbage Disposal, Microwave, security alarm, Pets Friendly, Refrigerator, Washer / Dryer.
PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF
RENT APPLICATION FORM
FIRST NAME:__________________ ?
MIDDLE NAME:_________________ ?
LAST NAME:__________________ ?
PROFESSION:________________ ?
(CELL) PHONE (____)__________ ?
(WORK) PHONE (____)__________ ?
(HOME) PHONE (____)__________ ?
KIDS_____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY________ ?
PRESENT ADDRESS:_____________________ ?
CITY:_______________ ?
STATE:______________ ?
ZIP CODE:____________ ?
WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN?______________ ?
IF YOU HAVE A PET,
NAME OF PET:_____________ ?
KIND OF PETS:_____________ ?
…………………………………………………
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TAKE NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY DRIVE BY AND SEE MY PLACE FROM THE OUTSIDE, BUT IF DRIVE BY THE HOME YOU MAY SEE A SIGN THERE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT IT BELONGS TO OUR PREVIOUS AGENT SO YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT AND DON’T HAVE TO CALL THEM BECAUSE THEY TO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THE HOME ANYMORE! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN RENTING GET THE APPLICATION FORM FILLED OUT AND SEND IT BACK TO ME...  PETS ARE FULLY WELCOME! We are looking forward to hear from you ASAP. Stay Blessed
PHONE: +2347086816386.
CELL: 0112347086816386
Regards
Justin R Swift

Hmm...

well this one seems even more Legit!! It even has its own form!! Wow....

 

MY REPLY>

Dear 'Justin', (Im sure your name is actually Jabari, Chuma or Dabir...something Africano at least!)
Ahem...
Well I see you're a what the internet refers to as a common troll, and thats cool with me, just please refrain from sending anything else my way...
Funny, I almost filled out your application....then I took an arrow to the knee...
You should seriously look at trying other ways to make money...like legitimate jobs?? I mean have you tried prostitution, slave labor or drug trafficking? Apparently theyre great fun and are all completely worthy positions for a person such as yourself!
But I guess if there wasn't people like you, then the idiots in the world wouldn't have a consequence for being stupid!
So well done sir.
However, That being said, I do have some ill feelings about the disposition you have inflicted upon me, because getting someone's hopes up with the false Craigslist add is something that makes my piss boil!
So in all actuality, I hope something horrifying happens to you in return for your dishonesty and trickery!
I hope your infant children get carried away by wolves and are raised by the wolves as human wolf people, and then they stumble out of the forest where the wolves raised them, and are discovered by scientists, who do horrible experiments on them and attach extra limbs to thier bodies, and then they will be called the human wolf spider people, from the woods, and you will know they are your children, because every night when you are supposed to be asleep, they howl your name and you can hear them for hundreds of miles, and may your blood churn and curdle!
If this doesn't happen then I hope you get sodomized via a traffic cone, or maybe just that you get tricked by someone too - A great trick would be for the next person to pretend they didnt have AIDS while infecting you as you wholeheartedly believe they are a safe and loving being! Then you sir, will have AIDS! ^_^!
Think about it....
I bid you farewell Jabari!

Kindest regards!

hah

kibito's picture

You don't want to move to hoodbridge anyways. That's fucking far from anything.

Yes, but....

Libentina's picture

Its a much better priced area! Trying to economize, and budget....thinking green!

Either that or this will be where we live in future times.....

 

Yeah I really suggest you not

Cacciatore's picture

Yeah I really suggest you not use craige's list, a coworker of mine did have a scam like this happen, there was a house, but the person doing the renting wasn't the owner. The scary thing is they really did get to go see it during an open house.

Wow

Omoikitte's picture

I love that tiny house! It is amazing.

13 photos 1857 Misty

IdontThinkSo's picture
13 photos
$79,900
2 br, 1 ba, Condo (true listing)
Craigs List reply (shaking my head if its to good to be true google it!)
Greetings

 Thanks for your email.. The house is still available. I decided to rent the house because we are going to spend more time here in abuja, about 3 years.. Let me start by introducing myself. I must confess that I am very new in this landlord business..However, My name is Robert Becvar . I own the house, Due to my job as a Medical Doctor, I works for American Red Cross Lutheran Hospital Donor Center, and now i have been transfer to Abuja to work in a branch in Abuja. We spent less time in the States so we could not get a hold on any Realtor to handle this rent issue, although it was when We knew how long we are going to stay in Abuja that We decided to rent out the house. However, the initial plan was to sale out the house. which we tried, but sometimes the agents inflates the prize and it takes longer to sell. The utilities are included in the rent, because of this reason and more we need a responsible person that can take very good care of it as we are not after the money , but want it to be clean and for you to take it as if it were yours.

   Information about the house below:$600
3Bedroom 1 Bathroom
Address:1857 Misty Ridge Lane, Aurora IL
Pet are also Welcome.

      PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF

RENT APPLICATION FORM
FIRST NAME:__________________ ?
MIDDLE NAME:_________________ ?
LAST NAME:__________________ ?
PROFESSION:________________ ?
(CELL) PHONE (____)__________ ?
(WORK) PHONE (____)__________ ?
(HOME) PHONE (____)__________ ?
KIDS_____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY________ ?
PRESENT ADDRESS:_____________________ ?
CITY:_______________ ?
STATE:______________ ?
ZIP CODE:____________ ?
WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN?______________ ?
IF YOU HAVE A PET,
NAME OF PET:_____________ ?
KIND OF PETS:_____________ ?
…………………………………………………
Comment
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TAKE NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY DRIVE BY AND SEE MY PLACE FROM THE OUTSIDE, BUT IF DRIVE BY THE HOME YOU MAY SEE A SIGN THERE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT IT BELONGS TO OUR PREVIOUS AGENT SO YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT AND DON’T HAVE TO CALL THEM BECAUSE THEY TO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THE HOME ANYMORE! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN RENTING GET THE APPLICATION FORM FILLED OUT AND SEND IT BACK TO ME...

Robert  Becvar

Blocking this person

Libentina's picture

O_O Weird....This is such and old post....

Theyre following you

Shinwaka's picture

Muhaha!

For her current address

jak3676's picture

she listed the guild web page. 

Thread necro!

Artanna's picture

Thread necro!

wow!

kibito's picture

80k for a house!? You prolly couldn't get a shack around DC for that.

Well its legit!

Libentina's picture

You should send them the desposit, but theyll be in a far away country doing missionary charity work for god, and african kids, so theyll mail the keys to you once they recive your mulla! ^_^

Sure.

kibito's picture

Can but all my money is tied up in a company in Zimbabwe. Tell you what, if you give me 10k now, so I can have my assets shipped from there to here. I'll split the value of those assets (worth 10 million) once I sell them.

Sound good?

Oh wow!

Libentina's picture

what an offer! I think that this would be a great idea! Thanks for the oppertunity!

Hey, if I do this, will you raid tonight so we can get the last couple of people a mount? I will give you the money after the raid. :)

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kibito's picture

Oh.

Libentina's picture

Then my dear sir, you shall have no Christmas.

Good day to you! >=(

don't want...

kibito's picture

no bonerfart crimmus.

:(

Libentina's picture

Santa clause isnt real and neither is your gun in borderlands! But our adoration is real for you if you help us tonight...only 3 bosses left....will take maybe 1 hr? maybe? ;_; If you halp, Chuck Norris will give you his awesome dog that looks like a cross between a Wooki and an Ewok....(I think he cross bred it...)

Here is a picture if you dont beleive me....

which 3?

kibito's picture

which 3?

...

Libentina's picture

Blackhorn (we need heroic for the last few ppl's mounts)

Normal spine

and we're trying madness of DW

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