This is what happens when the duck spawn generator gets stuck on the high output setting.
Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Not much, just another day in Ukraine.
The ducks turn northeast. They're taking the ducklings to Isengard!
Legolas, what do your duck eyes see?
Quack quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack? Quack!
They're all different takes on the same situation. I felt it was necessary.
Edit - You said takes, I saw tanks. Damn you multi tasking! /shakesfistattheskyandalsoblamesbeer
A couple times in college I had to walk past parties during sorority rush. Same audio as the ducks.